Sunday, September 21, 2008

You Try It

DEAR BOSS,
 
I have enjoyed working here these past several years. You have paid me very well, given me benefits beyond belief. I have 3-4 months off per year and a pension plan that will pay my salary till the day I die and a health plan that most people can only dream about.
 
Despite this I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a new position.
During this time I will show up for work when it is convenient. In addition I fully expect to draw my full salary and all the other perks associated with my current job.
 
Oh yeah, if my search for this new job proves fruitless, I will be back with no loss in pay or status. Before you say anything, remember that you have no choice in the matter. I can and will do this.
Sincerely,

Every Senator or Congressman running for President.
 
 And you wonder why politicians have such a poor image.


Regards,
John Jenkins
865-803-8179 cell
Gatlinburg, TN
Email: jrjenki@yahoo.com 

Hyperbole is the Best Thing Ever.

Friday, September 19, 2008

We are not winning in Iraq

Governor Palin:
 
We are not winning in Iraq. The bad guys have laid off and are waiting for us to leave, similar to the way the North Vietnamese did.  The difference being Viet Nam could not hurt us the Middle East can destroy us along with themselves.
George W Bush came into power when the United States was "thought" to be the only superpower --- militarily, economically and morally. He will leave us a nation with greatly diminished military power and will, deep economic uncertainty, and a reputation for torture and the denigration of the legal safeguards written into our Constitution. Good job George!!!
Governor Palin, you are a fresh face in the campaign and will probably mean victory for John McCain. When you speak of a do-nothing congress, keep in mind John McCain was part of that congress, republican lead for 7 years with a republican president. Maintain your integrity, ethics and honesty.....
 
 
 


Regards,
John Jenkins
865-803-8179 cell
Gatlinburg, TN
Email: jrjenki@yahoo.com 

Hyperbole is the Best Thing Ever.

Good Job George!!!

George W Bush came into power when the United States was "thought" to be the only superpower --- militarily, economically and morally. He will leave us a nation with greatly diminished military power and will, deep economic uncertainty, and a reputation for torture and the denigration of the legal safeguards written into our Constitution. Good job George!!!


Regards,
John Jenkins
865-803-8179 cell
Gatlinburg, TN
Email: jrjenki@yahoo.com 

Hyperbole is the Best Thing Ever.

Customers are interested in results

Mr. Carl Mays:
 
As I scan The Mountain Press occasionally I read your entire column. I've always found the subject of today's column fascinating.
 
I am retired from The Mead Corporation, Dayton, OH. we killed trees and made paper. Sometimes we just beat a bush to death to make envelops. I managed some Corporate staff departments working with internal functions as clients or customers we had to keep happy or at least quiet.
 
One day my boss and his peers met to identify what customers (external) wanted. The first decision was to bring in a consultant to help them understand what customers wanted. I told him that was a wasted decision he and his peers and his boss (CEO) already knew what customers wanted, he and each of them are customers, so what do they want? How many of us want food that should be hot, cold and food that should be cold, hot. How many of us prefer low quality products, delivered late, and over priced? How many of us enjoy hearing "I don't know" from the expert? Anyone who does not know what customers want may be to naive or dangerous to be permitted to associate with others.
 
Generally senior managers are timid hiding behind consultants who tell them things they already know. I understand it is political. If they are wrong it is the consultants fault; American businesses lack leadership and courage. As Lee Iacocca asks, "Where have all the leaders gone?" When you read the headlines you know they are no where in sight…
 
You are correct about the ducks, smooth on the surface but paddling like crazy below. The public does not see the extra things the Michael Jordans and Tiger Woods do just so they can make their jobs look easy. Senior managers do not understand either. When one of them wants to know what customers want you know you have a pigeon ripe for the plucking..
 
Should be good news for your line of work…
 
I wish you well….


Regards,
John Jenkins
865-803-8179 cell
Gatlinburg, TN
Email: jrjenki@yahoo.com 

Hyperbole is the Best Thing Ever.

The American Taxpayer Will Not Be Pushed Around Forever

In the 70s the following businesses were freed from the cumbersome weight of government regulation. Look at them today and see how far they have come left to their own devices: airlines, trucking, railroads, buses, pipelines, telephones, television, stockbrokers, financial markets, savings banks, utilities. How many of them have required taxpayer assistance just to remain in business. If the taxpayers are to support them the taxpayer should have a say in the way business is conducted. No one is accountable. Senior managers get rich outsourcing to other countries leaving the taxpayers to support those left without jobs. Senior managers get rich leading their companies into bankruptcy while at the same time leaving the taxpayers to pay the bills. Unethical, illegal and dishonest business practices must become capital crimes where the guilty are either executed or sentenced to life in prison without the opportunity of parole and all assets remotely associated with the activities forfeited.
 
Somebody had better be going to jail or the next "civil" war will be between those who have stolen and those who were left to pay the bills. The American taxpayer will not be pushed around forever.


Regards,
John Jenkins
865-803-8179 cell
Gatlinburg, TN
Email: jrjenki@yahoo.com 

Hyperbole is the Best Thing Ever.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Sarah Palin Has More Applicable ExperiencesThan Anyone Else Running.

Palin has a stronger resume।
Sarah Palin has been a real mayor, Obama has । he was a real governor he has not been. She was in charge of the Alaska National Guard, he has not. She was a whistler blower who defeated an incumbent mayor. Obama has never once shown that sort of courage. Sarah Palin was a whistler blower who turned in the chairmen of her own party and got him fined $12,000. I am not aware Obama has done anything like that. Palin took on the incumbent governor of her own party and beat him and then she beat a former democratic governor in the general election। What has Obama done except talk and write?
John McCain has more experience being a senator than Obama। McCain received more votes to be president than Biden received. Sarah Palin has more applicable experiences than either Obama or Biden.
Tell me who is more qualified than Sarah Palin.

Hagel is out of touch with reality

Note to Senator Hagel, of Nebraska...............

Concerning Sarah Palin's qualifications, or lack of same, who do you believe is qualified, you, that's a laugh? You and your fellow senators have done so little you are labeled the "Do Nothing Congress." What are you qualified for? Just another do nothing government worker.

Harry Truman was kept out of the loop by FDR but he managed to survive the presidency and Korean war.

Commentators and you claim Sarah Palin is not qualified on every jot and tittle of the job, who is? For her to lack your qualifications IS A GOOD THING!!!

With all of the corruption in business not being qualified to be a CEO is high praise indeed. With the corruption (ear marks) in the Senate not being a member of the Senate is a GOOD THING!!

For Obama to choose Biden, whom the Democrats shouted they do not want to be president shows just how narrow mind you and your fellow senators are. You are out of touch with the people. The reason you get reelected is not due to you but due to the lazyness of honest, ethical, and moral people.

Instead of being negative how can you help her? She will win. McCain will win in a landslide. Wait and see.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Spur Allows Denial

Gatlinburg City Commissioners:
Gatlinburg City Manager:
 
In today's The Mountain Press, Wednesday, September 17th there is an article with Gatlinburg businesses whining how the improvements on the Spur are cutting into their bottom-line. No one mentions that without the improvements visitors might elect not to drive the Spur. Gatlinburg businesses are paranoid about being cut off from civilization. And the odd thing is being isolated is what makes Gatlinburg, Gatlinburg.
 
It is interesting how the businesses in Gatlinburg complain they are difficult to get to. Being remote is what makes Gatlinburg special. Not being like or part of Pigeon Forge or Sevierville makes Gatlinburg special. The more Gatlinburg businesses mimic Pigeon Forge and Sevierville the more they will lose.
 
Why should anyone fight the traffic to come to Gatlinburg to visit a "water park" when there are probably a half dozen or more between the interstate and light 10 in Pigeon Forge? Why should anyone fight the traffic to shop in Gatlinburg when there are outlets and specialty stores by the zillions between the interstate and light 10 in Pigeon Forge? Why should anyone fight the traffic to visit Gatlinburg? If at least 5 reasons do not immediately come to mind you understand how much trouble Gatlinburg is in.
 
Gatlinburg must be different or Gatlinburg will become a ghost town...Hopefully you and the business owners will recognize that what is happening before it is too late, which it just might already be.
 
The Spur work permits denial. As the park spokesman says the Spur is not stopping people from entering at Cherokee or Townsend. Lacking those 5 reasons, Gatlinburg may not be the draw it dreams it is meaning it is time to regroup. You can always hope the Muslims find Gatlinburg a draw and maybe they will build Mecca West right here.  
 
John Jenkins
425 Patterson Lane
Gatlinburg, TN 37738
865-430-4427
 
 


Regards,
John Jenkins
865-803-8179 cell
Gatlinburg, TN
Email: jrjenki@yahoo.com 

Hyperbole is the Best Thing Ever.

Not Being Qualified to be CEO is a Positive Trait!!!

We have to reject the mindset that the primary path to good government is to become more like businesses. We must reject the mindset that believes that to qualify to be a member of congress or a senator or a governor or president requires that one be a good business leader.
 
Most businesses fall somewhere between mediocre and good. Few are worth copying. Many widely practiced business norms correlate with mediocrity, and are not worthy propagating.
 
So why would we want to import the practices of mediocrity into government?
 
Great government requires disciplined planning, disciplined people, disciplined governance, disciplined allocation of resources. Great government is begging for people that are honest, moral, and ethical. Where oh where can we find them? 


Regards,
John Jenkins
865-803-8179 cell
Gatlinburg, TN
Email: jrjenki@yahoo.com 

Hyperbole is the Best Thing Ever.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Palin not a CEO is a Good Thing

For those commentators who claim Sarah Palin is not qualified to be a CEO and therefore not qualified to be Vice President or President I must shout THAT IS A GOOD THING!!! With all of the corruption in business not being qualified to be a CEO is high praise indeed. Being a CEO is not something one should brag about...
 


Regards,
John Jenkins
865-803-8179 cell
Gatlinburg, TN
Email: jrjenki@yahoo.com 

Hyperbole is the Best Thing Ever.

Fear and Uncertainty

In his article, "Waters retains chair's seat," Derek Hodges did a great job of describing the atmosphere of the County Commission meeting. By the quotes you can tell the room was full of fear, fear of Larry Waters.
 
With Oakes admitting before the vote Waters would certainly win he was attempting to distance himself from whomever put his name in the bucket. And with all his comments about how much he supported, supports, and will support Waters he was begging Waters to not hold a grudge. After all it is not Oakes' fault "someone" nominated him. Oakes' fear shows in his "he feels it MIGHT be time for change" and "the question of separating powers" comments. Come on wiener it is time for change or it is not time for a change. It is a violation of the separation of powers or it is not. If you do not have courage to standup for your convictions get off the commission make room for someone who will.
 
Thanks to Derek Hodge we have the names of those who voted for status quo, those who voted for a change, no matter how timid they voted, and those who do not have enough character to vote one way or the other. Now we just sit back and watch how the commission functions and who gets rewarded, who gets retribution and see if Waters does hold a grudge….
 
After Waters "won re-election" the "chorus" of supporters were also begging Waters not to hold them accountable. My guess is many of those in attendance had to go home and change their underwear….

Governor:
I encourage you to initiate an investigation into the rapid rise of the price of gasoline. If state government does not protect its citizens what is its purpose
?

Dear Friend:
Thank you for your message about the current spike in the price of gasoline. The effects of storm systems active in the Gulf Coast are now being felt by Tennesseans at the gas pump. Prices for fuel have risen dramatically, and a rise in gas prices was anticipated as hurricane activity increased on the Gulf Coast, where a substantial portion of the country's gas supply is produced.

Even so, I am determined to address the issues surrounding gasoline supply in Tennessee. I have warned individuals and businesses who engage in gasoline price-gouging in no uncertain terms that we will be very tough and very aggressive on people who take advantage of this situation. I expect that no one will try to capitalize on the effects of these storms at the expense of Tennesseans, who are already struggling with high gas prices.

Along with my entire administration, I am taking this situation very seriously. Under Tennessee law, price-gouging is illegal. The Tennessee Department of Commerce and Insurance will be working with the state Attorney General's office to pursue aggressively anyone who violates that law.

As this situation continues to develop, the State's Division of Consumer Affairs is warning consumers to be on the lookout for potential price-gougers and is offering our citizens information on how they can report possible price-gouging. Consumers may contact the Division of Consumer Affairs at www.tn.gov/consumer or call at 615-741-4737 or toll-free at 800-342-8385, to report incidences of suspected price-gouging. Consumers will need to provide the name of the gas station, its address, and the price and grade of the gas being sold. Citizens also may report suspected price-gouging online to the federal government at http://gaswatch.energy.gov/.

In addition, the Commissioners of the Tennessee Department of Agriculture and the Tennessee Department of Environment & Conservation have been active in pursuing policies to increase the availability, movement and sale of gasoline to Tennessee consumers during this period. You can be sure that I am making every effort to protect the best interests of the people of Tennessee.

Warmest regards,
Phil Bredesen

Jackson's Blunder

It is fascinating listening to everyone explaining away Jackson's monstrous blunder by saying how fast he is. He is a moron and no one will win a championship relying on him. No one....

Regards,
John Jenkins
865-803-8179 cell
Gatlinburg, TN
Email: jrjenki@yahoo.com 

Hyperbole is the Best Thing Ever.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Baby, Fetus, Blob, or Parasite

Abortion by hysterectomy: the woman was probably into the third trimester and the child she was carrying weighed over two pounds. Failing to kill the baby prior to delivery the doctors went ahead with delivery and put the baby in a bucket. The baby tried to breathe and tried to cry and the doctors and nurses pretended it was not there. This is a group of people who promised to "do no harm."
 
Those who support abortion rights describe the child in the womb as a parasite that the woman has a right to expel from her body. The same argument justifies infanticide since it applies to an infant outside the womb: newborns require even more attention and care and in that sense are even more parasitic.
 
We can only imagine a country's future whose citizens refer to a growing child in a mother's womb as a parasite. Whether it is war or abortion, the reality of violent acts is hidden through linguistic contrivances meant to devalue human lives found to be inconvenient.  Dead citizens are "collateral damage" and ignored or rationalized away. Native Americans and Blacks were considered less than human.
 
An expectant mother is asked how their baby is doing. They do not ask how her fetus is doing or her blob of tissue or her parasite.
 
Think about it…


Regards,
John Jenkins
865-803-8179 cell
Gatlinburg, TN
Email: jrjenki@yahoo.com 

Hyperbole is the Best Thing Ever.

Charlie Gibson Failed Miserably

Charlie Gibson failed miserably in his"interview" with Sarah Palin. Charlie was arrogant and failed as an unbiased reporter. Anytime Charlie is on the screen, I will change channel. I will not watch unfair reporters.

Regards,
John Jenkins
865-803-8179 cell
Gatlinburg, TN
Email: jrjenki@yahoo.com 

Hyperbole is the Best Thing Ever.

Wall Street Dishonest, Unethical, Immoral

With all of these Wall Street businesses going bankrupt and all these CEOs getting bonuses someone had better be going to jail.

Regards,
John Jenkins
865-803-8179 cell
Gatlinburg, TN
Email: jrjenki@yahoo.com 

Hyperbole is the Best Thing Ever.

When Will the Media Learn

When will you learn?  A CNN reporter following Sarah Palin makes a point of talking about how "scripted" Palin is but when Lou Dobbs questioned her she admitted Palin is no more scripted than Obama and similar to McCain. I changed channels. I will not listen to misleading reporters. Whenever that reporter is on screen I will change channels....


Regards,
John Jenkins
865-803-8179 cell
Gatlinburg, TN
Email: jrjenki@yahoo.com 

Hyperbole is the Best Thing Ever.

Sunday, September 14, 2008

The Law Can Only Do So Much

When Roe v Wade was decided in 1973 voiding all laws governing abortions even its supporters were embarrassed the matter was considered Constitutional Law. One critic wrote:
 
"What is frightening about Roe is that this super-protected right is not inferable from the language of the Constitution, the framers' thinking respecting the specific problem in issue, any general value derivable from the provisions they included, or the nation's governmental structure." The decision, he said, "is not constitutional law and gives almost no sense of an obligation to try to be."
 
The Federal government should not play any role in the abortion issue, according to the Constitution.
 
The law can only do so much. The law isn't what allowed abortion; abortions were already being done in 1960s against the law. The courts came along and conformed to the social and moral changes that were taking place in society. Law reflects the morality of the people; without morals there can be no law. It is up us as parents and citizens in the way we raise our children, how we interact and talk with our friends and the good example we give to bring about changes to our culture toward greater respect for life.

Saturday, September 13, 2008

How Much Longer?

Few Americans realize just how costly our foreign policy is. A senior economic adviser to George Bush embarrassed the White House when he warned the Iraq war could cost $100 to $200 billion. In 2006 estimates of the long-term costs of the war, including care for our maimed soldiers increased to $2 trillion. By the beginning of 2007 the $2 trillion figure was considered low.
 
Our 700 bases in 130 countries now cost $1 trillion per year to maintain. In 2008 the Defense Budget was $623 billion, the largest budget since WWII and we are not fighting WWII.
 
As in domestic spending where higher budgets rarely translate into better performance, it is doubtful that much of this spending is actually contributing to our security.
 
With $9 trillion debt and possibly $50 trillion in entitlement liabilities how much longer can we afford this counterproductive extravagance?


Regards,
John Jenkins
865-803-8179 cell
Gatlinburg, TN
Email: jrjenki@yahoo.com 

Hyperbole is the Best Thing Ever.

Blogs and Elections

 

In January 2005 I wrote:
 
"Blogs should make future elections interesting. With no way to control them, governments will have no way of restricting them as they restrict 527s and other election tools. And, as there are no controls, accuracy and truthfulness will not be limiting factors.  As studies routinely show, when there is no accountability people's behavior is unreliable. Once, it was advocated that a million monkeys banging on a million keyboards would eventually produce the complete works of William Shakespeare but thanks to the Internet we now know that is not correct. But just imagine what a million monkeys banging on a million keyboards will do to future elections."
 

Friday, September 12, 2008

Trading Family for Job

Both dads and moms need to be involved in their children's lives. When either become CEO or Chairman of the Board, they are trading their family for the "honor" of the position. If Obama wins he will have traded his children for the Presidency. If McCain and Palen win Palen will have traded her family for the Vice Presidency.


Regards,
John Jenkins
865-803-8179 cell
Gatlinburg, TN
Email: jrjenki@yahoo.com 

Hyperbole is the Best Thing Ever.

It is long time past the time to move on

Is there no end to the whining? Relatives of those who died in the attack on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon and those who died in the aftermath apparently believe they are now special. They are not special. Yes it is tragic their family member died but people die everyday, some in much worse ways. In the beginning the families signed up for big book deals and movie deals. Then they wanted large insurance payouts and now they are whining about scholarships for their children. Some students said they expected large scholarships that would cover much of all of their tuition only to receive a few thousand dollars talk about entitled. They sold their family member we own them now and their families are on their own. Get off the public’s back and pay your own way to college and beyond. It is well past time to move on.

Reporters MUST report not just be public relations announcers.

Referencing the article in the New York Times, “Sex, Drug Use and Graft Cited in Interior Department” It is difficult to work with someone, have sex with and socialize with the same individual and remain objective.

While on a much different level the media in general has the same problems. If a reporter wants to have sources they can go to, to “scoop” the opposition that reporter cannot be completely honest when reporting on areas involving that source.

As defense attorneys and prosecutors have an adversarial relationship so must reporters and the people they are reporting on. If you are going to report truth, complete truth must the only measuring stick.

Reporters MUST report not just be public relations announcers.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Freedom and Federalism

Hi Ray,
 
In Freedom and Federalism I found a quote:
 
"... a powerful national government may encroach considerably upon the liberty of individuals as well as of the different States, and assume the responsibility for it, without weakening the Empire Idea, if only every citizen recognizes such measures as means for making his nation greater."
---Adolph Hitler
 
 
Kind of interesting how some things never change. I  believe Benjamin Franklin said something to the affect any people who give up freedom for security get neither....


Regards,
John Jenkins
865-803-8179 cell
Gatlinburg, TN
Email: jrjenki@yahoo.com 

Hyperbole is the Best Thing Ever.

When is a war a just-war?

Hi Ray,
 
On and off for a while I have been looking into what constitutes a good war. Recently I heard that we do not have enough troops in Afghanistan because of our diversion war in Iraq. The war in Iraq is tenable only if it helps the war in Afghanistan but in not way does Iraq fit the definition of a just war.
 
Being in Venezuela Russia now has a bargaining chip to get the United States out of Georgia. Today is a good day to be an enemy of the United States because of George Bush we cannot respond and things are only going to get worse.  
 
Have you ever considered what defines a just war?"
For over a thousand years that has been a Christian definition of what constitutes a just war. This just-war developed in the fourth century. The requirements for a just war have varied to some extent but there are shared principles.
First, there has to be an initial act of aggression, in response to which a just war may be waged.
Second, diplomatic solutions must be exhausted.
Traditional just-war criteria also demand that the initiation of war be undertaken by the proper authority. Under the U. S. Constitution, the proper authority is neither the president nor the United Nations. It is Congress.
In Iraq there was no act of aggression against the United States. We are 6,000 miles from Iraq. Stories about unmanned drones coming to get us were not especially plausible.
Diplomatic solutions had not been exhausted; they had hardly been tried.
Congress unconstitutionally delegated its decision-making power over the war to the President. By accepting Congress' unconstitutional act the President himself acted unconstitutionally, i.e. illegally.
Those who advocated war with Iraq claimed Saddam had committed an act of aggression against the United States: he had shot at our airplanes. Those American planes were monitoring "no-fly zones" over Iraq. Authority for such zones was said to come from U. N. Resolution 688, which instructs nations to contribute to humanitarian relief in the Kurdish and Shiite areas. The resolution says nothing about no-fly zones, and nothing about bombing missions over Iraq.
Saddam Hussein missed every single airplane for 12 years, as tens of thousands of flights were flown indicates just how little threat Iraq was to the United States. Iraq for all practical purposes had no functioning air force, antiaircraft weapons, or navy. This was supposed to be the great threat, requiring urgent action. Such nonsense insults the intelligence of the American people and makes the rest of the world wonder about our sanity.
 
 


Regards,
John Jenkins
865-803-8179 cell
Gatlinburg, TN
Email: jrjenki@yahoo.com 

Hyperbole is the Best Thing Ever.

A Just War

Have you ever considered what defines a just war?"
For over a thousand years that has been a Christian definition of what constitutes a just war. This just-war developed in the fourth century. The requirements for a just war have varied to some extent but there are shared principles.
First, there has to be an initial act of aggression, in response to which a just war may be waged.
Second, diplomatic solutions must be exhausted.
Traditional just-war criteria also demand that the initiation of war be undertaken by the proper authority. Under the U. S. Constitution, the proper authority is neither the president nor the United Nations. It is Congress.
In Iraq there was no act of aggression against the United States. We are 6,000 miles from Iraq. Stories about unmanned drones coming to get us were not especially plausible.
Diplomatic solutions had not been exhausted; they had hardly been tried.
Congress unconstitutionally delegated its decision-making power over the war to the President. By accepting Congress' unconstitutional act the President himself acted unconstitutionally, i.e. illegally.
Those who advocated war with Iraq claimed Saddam had committed an act of aggression against the United States: he had shot at our airplanes. Those American planes were monitoring "no-fly zones" over Iraq. Authority for such zones was said to come from U. N. Resolution 688, which instructs nations to contribute to humanitarian relief in the Kurdish and Shiite areas. The resolution says nothing about no-fly zones, and nothing about bombing missions over Iraq.
Saddam Hussein missed every single airplane for 12 years, as tens of thousands of flights were flown indicates just how little threat Iraq was to the United States. Iraq for all practical purposes had no functioning air force, antiaircraft weapons, or navy. This was supposed to be the great threat, requiring urgent action. Such nonsense insults the intelligence of the American people and makes the rest of the world wonder about our sanity.

Poem to Mom

My son came home from school one day, with a smirk upon his face. 
He decided he was smart enough, to put me in my place. 

 "'Guess what I learned in Civics Two, that's taught by Mr. Wright? 
 It's all about the laws today, the 'Children's Bill of Rights.' 
 
 It says I need not clean my room, 'don't have to cut my hair 
 No one can tell me what to think, or speak, or what to wear. 
 
 And I have freedom from religion, regardless what you say, 
 I don't have to bow my head, and I sure don't have to pray. 
 
 I can wear earrings if I want, and pierce my tongue & nose. 
 I can read & watch just what I like, get tattooed head to toe. 
 
 And if you ever spank me, I'll charge you with a crime. 
 I'll back up all my charges, with the marks on my behind. 
 
 And don't you ever touch me, my body's for my use, 
 Not for your hugs and kisses, that's just more child abuse. 
 
 Don't preach about your morals, like your Mama did to you. 
 That's nothing more than mind control, and it's illegal too! 
 
 Mom, I have these children's rights, so you can't influence me, 
 or I'll call Child Services Division - better known as C.S.D.!'" 
 
 Mom's Reply and Thoughts 
 
 
Of course my instant instinct was to toss him out the door. 
 But the chance to teach him a lesson made me think a little more. 
 
 I mulled it over carefully, I couldn't let this go. 
 A smile crept upon my face, 'He's messing with a pro'. 
 
 Next day I took him shopping at the local Goodwill Store. 
 I told him, "'Pick out all you want, there's shirts & pants galore. 
 
 I've called and checked with C.S.D. who said they didn't care, 
 if you wore cheap Wal-Mart shoes instead of Nike Airs. 
 
 And I've canceled that appointment to take your driver's test. 
 The C.S.D. is unconcerned so I'll decide what's best." 
 
 I said "'No time to stop and eat, or pick up stuff to munch. 
 And tomorrow you can start to learn to make your own sack lunch. 
 
 Just save the raging appetite, and wait till dinner time. 
 We're having liver and onions, a favorite dish of mine." 
 
 He asked "Can I rent a movie, to watch on my VCR?" 
 "Sorry, but I sold your TV, for new tires on my car. 

 I also rented out your room, you'll take the couch instead. 
 The C .S.D. requires of me but a roof above your head. 
 
 Your clothing won't be trendy now, and I'll choose what we eat. 
 The allowance that you used to get, will buy me something neat. 
 
 I'm selling off your jet-ski, dirt-bike & roller blades. 
 Check out the 'Parents Bill of Rights', it's in effect today! 
 
 Hey hot shot, are you crying? Why are you on your knees? 
 Are you asking God to help you out… instead of C.S.D..?' 

 Signed: M.O.M.
(Mean Old Mother) 


Regards,
John Jenkins
865-803-8179 cell
Gatlinburg, TN
Email: jrjenki@yahoo.com 

Hyperbole is the Best Thing Ever.

Olbermann's Tirade

If you have an opportunity check out Keith Olbermann's tirade last night. It was something about someone not telling someone where Bin Laden is hiding. I noticed that MSNBC put a disclaimer that it was commentary but look at Olbermann he looked, acted, and sounded like someone who has lost it, gone over the edge, has cracked up. Looked very much like an attack of ego.....

9/11 clinging to the past

I lost interest in the 9/11 "victims" when they all became rich because a relative happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time and they were fortunate to have died on the morning news shows.

Regards,
John Jenkins
865-803-8179 cell
Gatlinburg, TN
Email: jrjenki@yahoo.com 

Hyperbole is the Best Thing Ever.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Actions and Reactions

Looking for motive is not excusing or looking for an excuse. Detectives always look for motive behind crime, but no one thinks they are looking to excuse the crime. When looking for motive one is accused of "blaming America" for the attacks, it is unreasonable not to expect people to become resentful, and to want revenge, when our government bombs them, supports police states in their countries, and imposes murderous sanctions on them. If you want to understand Iran look at the United States policies in Iran and our support of the Shah. Our government's foreign policy has put the American people in greater danger and made us more open to attack than we would otherwise have been.

In May 1996, on 60 Minutes Madeleine Albright said that half a million dead Iraqi children as a result of the sanctions on that country during the 1990s were "worth it." How could that remark, which was broadcast all over the Arab world, not help but provoke a response. If Americans lost that many of their family members, friends, and fellow citizens would they not seek to identify the perpetrators and bring them to justice much like we began to do in Afghanistan following the September 11, 2001 attacks?

This does not mean Americans are bad people, or that they are to blame for terrorism. It only means that actions cause reactions, and that Americans will need to prepare themselves for these reactions if their government is going to continue to intervene around the world.


 
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Gatlinburg, TN
Email:
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Hyperbole is the Best Thing Ever.

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Actions Cause Reactions

Looking for motive is not excusing or looking for an excuse. Detectives always look for motive behind crime, but no one thinks they are looking to excuse the crime. Who believes the attacks on the United States have nothing to do with what our government does in Islamic countries? When looking for motive one is accused of "blaming America" for the attacks, it is unreasonable not to expect people to become resentful, and to want revenge, when our government bombs them, supports police states in their countries, and imposes murderous sanctions on them. Look at the United States policies in Iran and our support of the Shah to understand Iranian people's view of our country. Understanding motive is not attempting to assign moral responsibility to anyone other than the criminals who carried out the attacks. The question being asked by seeking to understand motive is, given the interventionists foreign policy isn't it vary likely to lead to such responses? Our government's foreign policy has put the American people in greater danger and made us more open to attack than we would otherwise have been.

In May 1996, on 60 Minutes said that half a million dead Iraqi children as a result of the sanctions on that country during the 1990s were "worth it." How could that remark, which was broadcast all over the Arab world, not help but provoke a response. If Americans lost that many of their family members, friends, and fellow citizens would they not seek to identify the perpetrators and bring them to justice much like we have done in Afghanistan following the September 11, 2001 attacks?

This does not mean Americans are bad people, or that they are to blame for terrorism. It only means that actions cause reactions, and that Americans will need to prepare themselves for these reactions if their government is going to continue to intervene around the world.

The definition of the term civilian is "one not in the armed services or the police force." The definition of the term combatant is "a person engaged in fighting." The definition of combat is "armed conflict, battle; struggle, contest."

In war, there are no noncombatants. Anyone, providing support of any form including moral, weapons, ammunition, transportation, medical, food, etc is engaged in the conflict or engaged in the foreign policy and therefore is a legitimate target.

Anyone providing support to the United States' troops in Iraq or Afghanistan are legitimate targets. All citizens of the United States are legitimate targets. Despite the Geneva Convention, there are no rules in war. We should understand that and act accordingly.

The people of the United States should understand that war is armed hostility between nations and that includes every citizen of each country. War is not something we send our military off to do while we live on as if nothing is different. We cannot tolerate government policies that are likely to make each of us a target. The purpose of war is to kill, destroy, maim, injure, and win! War is not to be taken lightly.

For the past 50 or so years, we have allowed our government to sacrifice the lives of our military as well as the lives of citizens of other countries. It is not the responsibility of the United States to free the people of the world. We are not and should not be nation builders.

War is a terrible responsibility and the citizens of the United States have failed in their responsibilities. And because of that failure, the world is a much more dangerous place.


Ask Better Questions


Instead of asking about transferring members of our military from Iraq to Afghanistan how about asking about removing our troops from those 130 countries around the world? With national bankruptcy just around the corner and both candidates promising to reduce taxes, duhhhhh the income by which everything is paid, no one is asking if we can afford to main troops in 130 countries. Remember when the media asked meaningful questions looking for answers and not sound bites?


Being Rich Does Not Equate to Intelligence

Am I the only person who is not impressed with what the mega rich think make them better than the rest of us? The Internet reports Allen Iverson has been trying to sell his house in Villanova, PA for over a year now and is current asking price is million dollars lest than he paid for it five or so years ago। Just how stupid is Iverson?


Iverson paid almost three million dollars for a house with six bedrooms, a pool, a pool house, a stream and a waterfall and this all on four acres।


Was it the floor-to-ceiling Palladian windows that made the house worth what Iverson paid? Or was it the his and hers marble bathrooms? Maybe the coffee bar, media area and a veranda overlooking the grounds were worth the price? Surely the four additional en-suite bedrooms and separate guest quarters with a bedroom, living room and kitchenette made it all worth it। I'm sure the 12-seat movie theater, billiard room, and a lounge with a custom wood carved bar accommodating 200+ wine bottles was well worn.


Since Iverson is only a sample anyone with something to sell must drool when they see these overpaid morns coming their way।


Look around at how many “men?” have diamonds in their ears। Diamonds are only valuable because people think they are "rare" which they are NOT. Today you can buy a man-made diamond for $145 that is clearer than a "mined" diamond that amazingly stupid people pay $60,000 for.


Imagine what good these morons could do for society if they would think with their heads not with what is in their Haynes.,

Monday, September 08, 2008

Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthews DEMOTED!!!!!


MSNBC recognizing that Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthews are not and never were News reporters they were opinion pieces is a start. Prior to rehab one must admit they have a problem. For NBC to take so long to recognize what the world has known for years is an indication of how far NBC and all of its little networks have fallen in the news reporting business. They now have to attempt to rebuild their reputation as a network to be taken seriously. Time will tell. But don't hold your breath..

Saturday, September 06, 2008

Don't Hold Your Breath

For all of you who are looking forward to the 2008 Presidential campaign being over, don't hold your breath. The 2012 run for the White House begins in 59 days. If Barack wins this time it will be Barack vs Sarah and if John wins, how about Hillary vs Sarah? We have now entered into the continous campaign for offices, any offices.
 
Regards,
John Jenkins
865-803-8179 cell
Gatlinburg, TN
Email: jrjenki@yahoo.com 

Hyperbole is the Best Thing Ever.

Thursday, September 04, 2008

Surge is not victory

The surge in Iraq has proved nothing. The bad guys have pulled back and are waiting to see what will happen. Anyone claiming victory is premature, victory will not be evident until the U.S. leaves and Iraq stands.
 
We will not know until that time but I suspect the bad guys will take over just like North Viet Nam did after we left their country.


Regards,
John Jenkins
865-803-8179 cell
Gatlinburg, TN
Email: jrjenki@yahoo.com 

Hyperbole is the Best Thing Ever.

McCain in a landslide

Since your "prognosticators" won't I will.... John McCain will win in a landslide.

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John Jenkins
865-803-8179 cell
Gatlinburg, TN
Email: jrjenki@yahoo.com 

Hyperbole is the Best Thing Ever.

Let's try again

If the media expects to be relevant they have to be moderate not left nor right not liberal nor conservative. I have given up NBC and their surrogates as completely gone. Truth means nothing. After Ms Palin's speech CNN appeared to  be fair as did Fox. As with NBC, ABC and CBS are pretty much irrelevant to any honest discussion.
 
One suggestion is get rid of your "contributors." They are you are too predictable. I can tell you what you will be saying before you or your "contributors" say it. Let's try to start again. News News News, no opinion.....no analysis, just news. If you try it your audience may return...


Regards,
John Jenkins
865-803-8179 cell
Gatlinburg, TN
Email: jrjenki@yahoo.com 

Hyperbole is the Best Thing Ever.

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Children having Children

On the subject of children having children it is time to hold the parents financially responsible. Children being sexually active tend to produce people dependent on welfare. Teen pregnancy must either become a public issue, where laws must be passed, or the parents must be held financially responsible to support the teen mother and the child through the college years. The sperm donor as well as his parents must share in financial responsibility for the same period.
 
People are free to be as sexually active as they like as long as it does not add to welfare. It is time to take teen pregnancy out of discussions on morality and out of discussions on personal freedoms. It is financial, pure and simple and the public deserves relief from those who would act in such a way as to add to public debt.  


Regards,
John Jenkins
865-803-8179 cell
Gatlinburg, TN
Email: jrjenki@yahoo.com 

Hyperbole is the Best Thing Ever.

Monday, September 01, 2008

Sadir City Swimming Pool

Concerning the reports of the opening of a swimming pool in Sadir city and the reports that the "children" are enjoying the pool have others noticed the children were all boys, no girls? Americans have died to rebuild a country that hates our culture.....


Regards,
John Jenkins
865-803-8179 cell
Gatlinburg, TN
Email: jrjenki@yahoo.com 

Hyperbole is the Best Thing Ever.

Sabathia's non-perfect game

A perfect game is no runs no hits and no errors, especially commited by the pitcher. No perfect game for Sabathia

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John Jenkins
865-803-8179 cell
Gatlinburg, TN
Email: jrjenki@yahoo.com 

Hyperbole is the Best Thing Ever.

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Yuliya Tymoshenko

Yuliya Tymoshenko, Ukraine's Prime Minister, was named the third most powerful woman in the world by Forbes in 2005.. Tymoshenko was a successful business-woman in the gas industry, As Ukraine's Prime Minister, she has been openly critical of Russia and its government and has been called the Joan of Arc of Ukraine.
 
I wonder is the media thought she had experience?


Regards,
John Jenkins
865-803-8179 cell
Gatlinburg, TN
Email: jrjenki@yahoo.com 

Hyperbole is the Best Thing Ever.

Absentee Senators Barack and Hillary

Obama has been an absentee senator for 2 years apparently the pro-Obama media consider him qualified to do whatever he wants to do.  We have been placing black people in positions for which they have little qualifications and called it affirmative action. If you listen to the old boy network you might believe they are the only people with experience. What experience does Hillary have, that is a benefit to her being president or being a senator? What experience has anyone in congress received for the past 12 years? They have done nothing….
 
McCain will win in November in a landslide.


Regards,
John Jenkins
865-803-8179 cell
Gatlinburg, TN
Email: jrjenki@yahoo.com 

Hyperbole is the Best Thing Ever.

Friday, August 29, 2008

No One Has The Experience

On the question of experience no one has experience to be president. The job has evolved into a monster. The question to be resolved is who has the ability to attract good people in their administration as well as good advisers. The "commander-in-chief" will rely on the military as he or she should.
 
Look at Harry Truman. FDR kept him arms length but Harry did fine. Neither Obama nor McClain has the experience required and neither do Biden or Palin but can they attract good people to work with them and will they listen to them...... 


Regards,
John Jenkins
865-803-8179 cell
Gatlinburg, TN
Email: jrjenki@yahoo.com 

Hyperbole is the Best Thing Ever.

Sara Palin vs Joe Biden

Well John McCain got Barack Obama and Joe Biden out of the headlines.... Hillary made 18 million cracks in the glass ceiling and a 1/2 black man popped through and now a white woman may pop through. Thank you Hillary.
 
The top dog on the democratic ticket has experience in state legislature and a couple of years as an absentee senator running for president. The second place on the Republican ticket has experience as a mayor and a governor. 
 
This is going to be great but McCain's going to win in a landslide.....


Regards,
John Jenkins
865-803-8179 cell
Gatlinburg, TN
Email: jrjenki@yahoo.com 

Hyperbole is the Best Thing Ever.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Politicians take heed!

Politicians need to understand the American people will accept mistakes. After the Bay of Pigs debacle President Kennedy stood up in front of the American people and admitted his decisions were mistakes. He and his staff had thought it through but they still came up with a bad plan. He said this was not to deflect responsibility; he was the responsible person in the government. Like Harry Truman's "the buck stops here." Kennedy's approval went up. The American people will accept mistakes BUT they will not tolerate being lied to.....
Politicians take heed!!!!!