Monday, September 21, 2009

If. . .

If George W.  Bush had been the first President to need a teleprompter installed to be  able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said  this is more proof of how he inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?
 
If  George W. Bush had spent hundreds of thousands of  dollars to take Laura Bush to a play in NYC, would you have  approved?
        
If  George W. Bush had reduced your retirement  plan's holdings of GM stock by  90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you have  approved?
     
If  George W.  Bush had made a joke at the expense  of the  Special Olympics, would you have  approved?
   
If  George W. Bush had given Gordon  Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when  Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful  and  historically significant gift, would you  have approved?
   
If  George W. Bush had given the Queen of  England an  iPod containing videos of  his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly narcissistic and  tacky? 
    
If  George W. Bush had bowed to the King of  Saudi  Arabia , would you  have approved?
  
If  George W. Bush had visited  Austria  and made  reference to the non-existent "Austrian language," would you   have brushed it off as a minor  slip? 
  
If  George W. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle  of advisers  with people who cannot seem to keep current in their income taxes,  would you have approved? 
   
If George W. Bush had been so Spanish illiterate as  to  refer to "Cinco de Cuatro" in front of the Mexican ambassador when it   was the 5th of May (Cinco de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he   tried again, would you have winced in  embarrassment?
   
If George W.  Bush had mis-spelled the word "advice" would you have hammered him for it for years like Dan Quayle and potatoe as proof of what a dunce he is?
     
If George W.  Bush had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel  to go plant a single tree on Earth Day, would you have concluded he's a hypocrite?
     
If George W.  Bush's administration had okay'd Air  Force One flying low over millions of  people followed  by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing widespread  panic, would you have wondered whether  they actually get what happened  on 9-11?   
   
If George W.  Bush had failed to send relief aid to  flood victims throughout  the Midwest with more people killed or  made homeless than in  New Orleans ,  would you want it made into a major ongoing political issue with claims of  racism and  incompetence? 
   
If  George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO  of a  major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority  to  do so, would you have  approved? 
    
If  George W Bush  had proposed to double the national debt, which had taken more than  two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you  have approved? 
  
If  George W. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved?
   
So, tell  me again, what is it about Obama that makes  him so brilliant and  impressive? Can't think of anything? Don't  worry.. He's done all  this in 5 months -- so you'll have three years  and seven months  to come up with an answer. 
 

Thanks, John Jenkins
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Gatlinburg, TN

Email: jrjenki@gmail.com
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