Sunday, October 25, 2009

BODY FOUND IN BELLE RIVER, PIERRE PART, LOUISIANA


                   The Assumption Parish Sheriff's Department reported finding a man's body in Belle River just south of the Spunky Monkey Tavern. The man's name will not be released until his family has been notified. The victim apparently drowned after consuming an excessive amount of alcohol. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt with matching bra, bright red lipstick, eye shadow, and an Obama T-shirt.
                  
The deputy removed the Obama T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
 

Thanks, John Jenkins
865-803-8179  cell
Gatlinburg, TN

Email: jrjenki@gmail.com
Website: http://www.greenbriersolutions.com  
Blog: http://littlepigeon.blogspot.com/

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

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